Monday 10 March 2008

Selamat Jalan

(Extracts from CNA dated 10 March 2008)
The Police maintained that they believe he is still in Singapore as there is no evidence to show he has managed to leave the country. They also said there is no evidence that his escape was a result of help from others, although they are not ruling out the possibility.
警方是根据以下几点,认为他还没有逃离本地,这包括:他在逃离拘留所时,没有交通工具、身上没有携带钱或者是护照。此外,没有证据显示他获得其他人的支援,也没有消息指出他目前人国外。
Huh? WTF?!!

So he must still be in the country because he has
  1. No Transport - cannot run away because he needs his EzLink card and he also forgot his car keys
  2. No Money - cannot run away because he is cashless and we are still holding on to his ATM card and cash card
  3. No Passport - cannot run away because he will need an immigration chop to cross the causeway or immigration at the airport
  4. No friends - cannot run away because all his friends have turned their back on him BUT there still some possibilities that he still help from law-defiant friends
Woah...Such great press statement and such great criminal intelligence...

ORZ (五体投地)

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